You all are nutso...

Here are the recent google searches which led right here.  Oh, I couldn't even make this shit up...

• pizza face oompa loompa (thanks a lot, google).
• have lots of kids (not a big focus of this blog...or my life in general).
• blog about women wanting someone to dress up as an owl and watch them sleep (I am speechless.  Literally).
• blonde vomiting cartoon (how did I come up on this at all?).
• how to smack a kid (sounds like a very legal tutorial I could make).
• betrayed by an owl (ouch).
• I adore hatred (so angry...watch a little Marcel the Shell).
• Shingle porn (thanks a lot, Kay)